What I'm going to do when I meet Louis Tomlinson
- Me: What's your full name?
- Louis: Louis William Tomlinson
- Me: The name of your band?
- Louis: One Direction
- Me: The name of the singing competition your band competed in?
- Louis: X Factor
- Me: The name of the song you personally first auditioned with?
- Louis: Hey There Delilah
- Me: Your mum's name?
- Louis: Jay
- Me: Your boyriend's name?
- Louis: Harry
- Louis: Shit
- Me: *Runs like hell and puts video camera in pocket*
Anonymous asked: Yeah. In that case, I think I want to be a Directionator.
hehe, your choice anon. Be who you want to be :)
- Directionator: They're sweet & handsome boys.
- Directioner: They're 5 homosexuals, sex gods, weird & stupid but I love them.
- Louis: I dedicate More Than This to Eleanor.
- Liam: I dedicate WMYB to Danielle.
- Niall: I dedicate I Want to Nando's
I'm convinced One Direction's management operates like a secret spy organization
- : *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
- : *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
- Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): Code Rainbow.
- Analyst: I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
- Analyst: This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
- : *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right*
- Assistant: *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
- Assistant: Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action?
- Head of Management: *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently*
- Head of Management: *slowly turns around in chair*
- Head of Management: *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch*
- Head of Management: Call in the beard.



